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It all started this morning, I awoke at 6:30 like I normally do. Nothing seemed different, I laid in bed for 10 minutes my stomach started to growl, i thought i was hungry. But I didn't have time to eat so i got in the shower did my thing got out around 6:50 and started to get dressed. my stomach started to growl even louder. Still no time to eat anything. i got dressed got all of my school stuff ready and headed up stairs. My mom already left so no food from her, at this point my stomach like dropped kinda like a poopy feeling where you know you have to crap. Well I didn't think it was that feeling just that my stomach was extra empty since I ate an early dinner last night. I was about to make some food when my ride decides to show up 10 minutes early. So I grab a water bottle and my Pepto (because I take one every morning just as a caution so I don't have to poop during school, cause I mean who wants to do that.) Well I get to school and my stomach calms down after the Pepto until second hour where it starts to gurgle and make weired noises. Well i thought I was hungry again and just ignored it until lunch which is after 3rd hour. I get to lunch, eat the normal pizza slice, fries, pretzels and a chocolate milk. Now that i ate I thought i would be good for the rest of the day. OH NO!!! Come my next hour i feel like crap. My stomach is all gurgling still and making other noises. I am worried now, I could tell what was coming. I quickly ask my teacher if I can use the bathroom, he said no because I had already used my two passes for these two weeks in his class. I was like but I really really have to go. So after some begging he finally let me out of the room with not a second to spare, or so I thought. I got into the bathroom about ready to drop my pants and lay a huge load into the toilet when suddenly I didn't have to go anymore. I don't know if it was the thought of sitting on the toilet or just some miracle but I couldn't and didn't have to go. I thought to my self wow how lucky am I. I head to my 5th hour class last class of the day, AP World History. this class seems to drag on forever but I thought I was going to be ok. I was ok up until the last 10 minutes of class. It came back, worse than ever. My teacher has a gay rule that the last 15 minutes of class you cant use the bathroom so i am screwed. She is lecturing and I am counting down the minutes until I can run out to my rides car and head home. Well today my ride wasn't going home just yet, she had to try out for some choir thing. i was desperately searching for a ride, anybody that i knew whether I liked them or not. I NEEDED A RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally found one and we got out to the car and we couldnt get out of the parking lot. Its at the point in the parking lot of my school where it takes like 10 minutes to get out of it. I am in a world of pain. I am starting to get like cramps or something i dont even know but I desperately needed to go now more than ever. We get out of the parking lot but oh wait he turned the wrong way out of it so we have to go the long way home. takes an extra 5 minutes of a regularly 7-9 minute drive. After what seemed like an eternity I finally finally get home!!!!!!!!! I go to open my garage and you will never guess. It didn't open I pressed the code in about 10 times and it wouldn't budge. I quickly run around my house to find that my back door is open. THANK THE LORD!!!!!!!!!! I run in run downstairs to my room quickly grab my laptop and head into the bathroom. I undid my pants and sat on my toilet and just let it all flow. It was the best feeling the in the world to be able to finally take a poop after such a long and unlucky day. And now as I write this i am just about done and I have to say today sucked for the most part because nothing seemed to go right for me except for when i almost had to take a crap on those nasty things they call toilets in my school.

This has never happened to me before. I have never had to go this bad during a school day. Pepto usually subsides me until I can get home and even then I don't poop for at least another 20 minutes. All and All it was one shitty day (pun intended)

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