So, this month is the time of year when my dad has a lot of business trips. He went to San Francisco on Sunday, returned Tuesday Morning. He then left Tuesday night to go to Boston, and returned early Thursday morning. He left for Dallas early Thursday (6:00 AM) and will get back Saturday mid-day.
My mom had to get up extra early to go to work today (Around 5:00), so she called my dad and told him to get me up at 5:45, a little after he would get back home after being on the plane. He got home at about 5:30 AM, but his perception of time was so screwed up that he thought that it was fucking 5:30 PM! He didn't wake me up and left without doing anything except plopping on the couch and sleeping for a half an hour.
My alarm clock is really soft, and when I hear it, I half wake up, hit the button and go back to sleep, without ever really knowing I'm awake. So I just woke up 15 minutes ago, and called my mom. She has a shitload of work that is due today, so she can't come back and pick me up, and my dad is on a plane to Dallas.
She called me in sick lol, and now I get a free day off
EDIT: ALSO OFF WRESTLING PRACTICE!!!!!!! EEEOMG