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    Default Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

    Ok, this is how it works, someone asks a stupid question, and the next poster answers with a stupid answer then asks a stupid question. For Example:

    Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?
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    A: You can't, there is no center, it's just a stick.
    Q: .......

    or my personal favorite

    Q: if a tree falls on your house and everybody is around to hear it, does it grow a beard?
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    A: No, but the moon will.

    Ok, so i'll start.

    Q: If you fell down a well, will you reach the center of the universe?
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    CLASS OF 2008! bishes....

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    No, China isn't in the center of the world.

    **Edit by Shmads**: Why doesn't Quadra ask questions?
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    My head is made up of memories,
    Most of them useless delusions.
    This room is bored of rehearsals,
    I'm sick of the boundaries,
    I miss you so much.

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    His hair is too erect....

    If my iPod get the red ring of death, double kill?

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    Nah, its a killtac.

    If my penis falls off can I fly?

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    Only if your balls float.

    If a tree falls in the forest, and no ones around to hear it. Then it magicly grows back into place, do all the squirrels go nuts?



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    No, they go apples.How many Zunes does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
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    Trick Question, it's actually "How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Zune?"


    If 2+2=Peanut Butter Jelly Time, what does 3x4 equal?
    "Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
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    The answer to time travel.


    If a girl had a penis (no tranny) and a guy had a vagina would the guy have the baby? (talking about like just randomly now-a-days)

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    The baby would have the parents.

    If I can fly to Mexico in an hour, how long does it take to drink a chocolate milk?

    My head is made up of memories,
    Most of them useless delusions.
    This room is bored of rehearsals,
    I'm sick of the boundaries,
    I miss you so much.

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    just over a year

    why are ovens called ovens?
    Junior!!! okay I guess, we'll see how it goes...

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