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    Default Zombie Apocalypse

    I was making a sandwich when it began. Kitten was waiting for me at the dinner table, and Fsunka and MV Ivan were making noises in the closet. The other SHW members were in varying stages of normalcy, with Stikky trapped in the dishwasher and Chronic Jatt taped to the ceiling.

    Kitten flipped on the news.

    “Oh my, ZOMBIES, RUNNNNN!!!!!!! AHHAHHAAHHHHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

    The Zombie Apocalypse had begun.

    Without hesitation I flew upstairs and grabbed my Desert Eagle. Kitten whipped out her automatic shotgun that she always carries in her back pocket. Fsunka planted C4 at the door to the house and MV Ivan sharpened his pitchfork. We gave Chronic a fishing pole and pushed a desk in front of Stikky’s dishwasher.

    Then we heard the moan.

    “BRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSZZSSSSZSZSSSZSSSSSSS!!!!1 !!!1!!!1!!!!11!!


    The Zombies had arrived.


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    1) This is kind of like Story Time. Tell the story of SHW and the zombie siege. Don’t kill everybody or all of the zombies.
    2) No random posting.
    3) If I missed you, you can add yourself in if you want. Just do it in a dramatic way.
    4) Stikky stays in the dishwasher until Kitten sets him free.
    5) NDominator (not mentioned in the story) is all knowing and all powerful.


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    Well,Mr.Dark pulled out his cell, being thé smart cookie he is, and called ND. But ND was busy fighting other zombies with an x-box contoler. So, fsunka googles the 'zombie survival guide". MVI got ill and hit him in the head with a lamp. Inter. Came in and told them to stop that the brain screaming zombies are already hear. I handed Inter a kitchen knife, cuz 'tis better than nothing and asked if fsunka was ok. MVI left the room to fight zombies, cuz he is brave like that.

    And that is when.......
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    I am all knowing and powerful, I teleport around poking all and laughing.

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    ...the zombies crashed through the front door. Chronic Jatt got the first kill, beheading a zombie with his fishing pole. But the zombies soon engulfed him, and fortunately zombies can't jump, and thus they couldn't reach him. Kitten grabbed my sandwich, prompting me to...


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    listen to her when she says to eat before being involved in an epic zombie fight.
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    Zombies!

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    me and nasty kill all but one of the zombies



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    Someone stop Pollox. He's a beast.
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    Dustin, look. POLLOX's fucking MOVES, for Christ's sake.

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    And that loose zombie just runs around biting people causing a ruckus.

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    fortunately, that zombie was infertile, meaning that he could not infect others. He could, however, give birth to other zombies, and within fifteen minutes there were again one thousand zombies at the door.


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    Gosh Darn baby making zombies. Who would want to bang a zombie unless that bang was the pump and pull of a shotgun barrel in its face?

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