 You know you go to catholic school when... :
09-07-2007
You know you go to catholic school when...
-You have mastered the art of cheating and cramming.
- Parents seem to think you are such a great influence on their child.
-At one time, you almost liked your uniform. Almost.
-You get kicks out of being able to wear your pajamas to school.
-You will never, ever, ever dress in plaid once you get out of high school.
-By the time you started high school, you figured out how to get in and out of the house without your parents knowing.
-It costs you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot.
-You violate as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretend that you 'didn't know.'
-You conclude that nuns are bitches due to lack of sex.
-You spend many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Church's take on premarital sex.
-You'll probably be atheist after you graduate.
-You don't know anyone in your class that hasn't cheated at least once.
-You hate your principal and you know where he/she lives.
-You DON'T wear a cross.
-You have a football rival and everyone knows what school it is.
-The first time you saw Saturday Night Live, you didn't see what was so funny about the "Mary Catherine Gallagher's" skit.
-You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to catholic school.
-You lie...a lot...and people believe you...because you go to a catholic school.
-You drink excessively on the weekend, or whenever you go out.
-You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."
-Your morning Free's are spent doing last nights homework.
-You ask your friend if we have theology homework at least once per week.
-PROCRASTINATION is an art!
-"Only the Good Die Young" (stare at Pope John Paul).
-You sometimes forget what your real clothes look like.
-Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!
-You know one of your teachers on a first name basis.
-Pep rally's never have enough seats for everyone.
-You lie when asked "Did you go to church Sunday?"
-Some of your teachers are in on the student gossip.
-You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.
-When you fucking left for good.
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